yamiyoru (yamiyoru) wrote,
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America cd translation

I have decided to do a ROUGH translation of the mini drama because it is so funny!
will tune it up after my exams. i still have 10 weeks of readings to finish in 4 days.


America: Hello, everybody. For some reason, England said that he wants to stay overnight at my house.

England: Who said that?! It can't be helped since we have a meeting at your house.

America: Oh, that's right. Ya~~ Since we have a meeting at Washington tomorrow, I will allow you to stay at my newly built house since it can't be helped. AHAHAHAHA~~

England: America~ Ha! Although your house is new, it looks cheap.

America: AHAHAHA~ Unlike your old house, my house has a leading edge when it comes to efficiency.

England: You definitely do not know what is the value of traditionalism and history.

America: What are you talking about? How unfortunate that you are not able to appreciate my sense. Just as I thought, new things are the B-E-S-T.

England: AMERICA~~

America: Oh to to. We reached. This will be your room. However, even though I said this many times, don't make a racket in the room.

England: As long as you are not here, I won't.

America: Then, oyasumi~~ goodnight~~

England: Seriously, to say all he wanted and left like that. Never mind, let's just tuck in already to be ready for tomorrow.

*ghost*

England: Eh- Eck!

America: *yawn* It is about time to sleep. Ah?

England: AMERICA! THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY ROOM!

America: Ahahaha! Just like what you always do to make a fuss rightaway. Everyone, isn't he rude?

Alien: Fuck you bubu.

America: Really, England you are hopeless. So what happened?

England: That's right! I am talking about a ghost! A ghost appeared in my room!

America: A ghost? AHAHAHA! A ghost?! England, you sure can dream.

Alien: Right bubu!

England: I really saw a ghost just now!! And a really evil looking one!!

America: This again. Didn't you always tell me stories about your illusions of an unicorn?

Alien: Unicorn bubu.

England: America, you are with an alien again. Not to mention the numbers is increasing!!

America: I am telling you that they are not aliens. I am with my friend Tony. Then, it is his friend and his friend's friend

England: What is with this strange relationship? .

America: Ahaha! You can say a friend's friend is my friend!! Putting that aside, England, you saw an illusion again?

England: I AM TELLING YOU IT IS NOT AN ILLUSION!

Alien: Bubu.

England: That's why! The alien and friends over there, just shut up! You have been trying to irritate me since just now.

America: Even if you said that, the truth is you just wanted to sleep together in the same room in the same way we did in the past, right?

Alien: Love me bubu. Kiss me bubu.

England: Just because you are impure so you are not able to see it but a unicorn is really cute. The fur is really silky soft, and splendid to touch and when I am lonely, it will keep me company too. It is seriously cute! I am telling you again it is not a illusion. A unicorn is- and then, and then-

America: England.

*silence*

America: It is better that you see a doctor.

England: THAT'S WHY I AM SAYING IT IS NOT A ILLUSION!

Alien: Hospital bubu

America: Since it can't be helped, I shall take a look at your room. England, you sure is child-like that I can't refuse you.

England: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHILD?!!

America: So this is the room that you saw a ghost?

England: Yes. I saw it just now. Wah! This is horrible.

America: Even so, I used this room a few times before and I have never seen a ghost before.

England: If that is so, why don't you open and see for yourself?!! It is this strange black- strange and disgusting thing!

America: Saying that again. Are you so scared that you are speaking nonsense?

England: I really did see it clearly with my eyes. It is black disgusting shadow with a moustade and laughing complacently. (is it me or is he describing France niisan?)

Ghost

America and England: AHHHHHHHH~~~~~~

*run*

Alien: Scarey cat bubu

America: England, it is okay for you to sleep here just for tonight.

England: I guess it can't be helped but only for tonight.

Alien: FUCK bu

Narrator: Hence, these two while shivering away, spent the night together with other life forms. The very next morning.

France: In the end, I couldn't sleep well. I am sleepy. Even though it is said that we have a meeting, the idiotic America is late again in the end and England didn't appear at all.

*knock*

France: Oi. America. The meeting has started.

* more knocking*

France: Oi. America. Meeting. The meeting! What are we supposed to do if the leader of the assembly isn't present!

**door open*

France: Are. The door is not locked.

*France enter*

France: What is this? England is here properly as well. Oi! Wake up already!

America: *sound*

France: What? Are you ignoring me? OI!! *shock*

Fairy 1: Today's weather is nice and feels good.

Fairy 2: Right. Right. Let's play somemore.

France: Wings- - tinny little girls are-- f - flying in the air--

Brownie: Are, are. England went to sleep again without tidying his work. I shall just do it for him.

France: Thi- This time, it is a o- o- doll sized grandpa is. Not to mention he is tidying up the documents up for England!

Fairy: Brownie, just put aside the job and play with us.

Brownie: I am busy at the moment, you guys just play with unicorn.

Fairy: That's really boring, isn't it? Unicorn.

France: Eh! A horse and a horn attached!! Even a horse is!!

Dwarf: He found us!

Fairy: This is bad! Run!

France: EHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!!!

England: SHUT UP!!

France: Ahh!

England: Don't scream all of a sudden when you are right beside me.

France: What the. It is just you.

England: Seriously, what is it?

America: Hmm~~ What is with the racket so early in the morning? Did England see some sort of illusion again?

France: LISTEN, AMERICA. IN THIS ROOM THAT YOU GUYS ARE IN, THERE ARE GIRLS WITH WINGS ATTACHED, THEN THERE IS A DOLL-SIZED GRANDPA AND A HORSE WITH A HORN. RIGHT OVER THERE.

America: France.. It would be better that you get a doctor to look at you too.

Alien: -- Fuck---.

France: AMERICA, DAMN YOU. LOOK AT THAT ALIEN! I DON'T WANT TO BE SAID THAT TO BY YOUR FRIEND!

America: WHAT! I DON'T WANT TO BE SAID THAT TO AS WELL FROM SOMEONE WHOSE BRAIN IS AS EMPTY AS HIS STOMACH!

England: ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!

England: Seriously, what was that yesterday night? Did it come by Bursby chair? Did it finally came as my reinforcement?

America: *something* (I can't catch his words. he is just mumbling. someone tell me what he said.)

France: Nevertheless, what was that just now? I was woken up twice yesterday night as well. (so it was you, France. The most disturbing is why is he sleeping standing up right in front of the door?)


I did this translation without reading the manga at first. now i get it that it is France and butt naked....
What I don't get is why is France in America's house? He stayed overnight at America's house? If he did, why is it America didn't recognise the room that he let France stayed in? And in the same room as England, then throw England into the same room? Or that France is sneaking around or sleepwalking? France, you have the worse waking up looks.
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